Kylures, yes, that’s why I’m still on Elmer’s…

And , Shannon, someone may need to cover sweet Baby Jesus’ ears this Tenn Tech game–I fear the worst.

The funniest thing is, everyone acts shocked. I predicted a 27-24 UK loss, and before the game at tailgating, Mike McCammon walks up to me and says, “Well, are you ready to have our asses handed to us”? We started laughing, and we BOTH had UK picked to win.

After the game, back at our Rick and Jeff Tours tailgating spot, people were beside themselves, and completely baffled.

Why? The “premium” sites did not want to clue the fans in that need someone to do their thinking for them, with the reality of the strength of the UK defense, and that we had a lot of new coaches and players that need to “mesh”.

Most disturbing part of the game for me was the offensive playcalling. That is what I am most worried about, and the fact Hunter looked like a third string QB for Central High. The defense is much improved, holding UK to only 13 points offensively, with the offense gunning up (5) TOs and giving up 14 points DIRECTLY.

“Buckle up Baby Jesus. This is going to get bumpy” Ricky Bobby

Honestly, it was all Paul could do to keep me awake in the second half. If the darn UK fans wouldn’t have been making so much noise, I could have got a couple hours of good sleep in. I know, the excitement of meeting Charlie and his angel took it all out of me…yeah, that’s the excuse I’ll use. Paul was so steamed after the game he got into an argument and shoving match with a dumpster. The dumpster won. I was just ready for some sleep and a couple of Tylenol. WIN AS ONE?
Let’s just try to WIN US ONE
…or WIN BY ONE against Tenn.Tech. I shudder at the thought of throngs of toothless, West Virginia geeks invading here, or even the 15 fans USF will bring, because both school are posed to put a severe and nasty football spanking on us later this year if things don’t do a 180.

We’re a basketball school, remember?